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I hope Chip Skylark writes a song about Rick Santorum called ‘Icky Ricky’
astormhill said:
Dear Carmalized Stud Muffin, I ravage you. You have a nice hair line. You make me do the hokey pokey and turn myself around. You should learn japanese. Someday I will lesbian you. You + me = sexy candy pandas. If I saw you now I’d feed you peanut butter. I want to limbo with you. I would build a gun rack just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Santa Baby. We could rikk sushi and under the stars. Love, Pumpkin Lips. (P.S. Your hair makes me want to redo the tile in my kitchen.)
Dear Carmalized Stud Muffin, I ravage you. You have a nice hair line. You make me do the hokey pokey and turn myself around. You should learn japanese. Someday I will lesbian you. You + me = sexy candy pandas. If I saw you now I’d feed you peanut butter. I want to limbo with you. I would build a gun rack just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Santa Baby. We could rikk sushi and under the stars. Love, Pumpkin Lips. (P.S. Your hair makes me want to redo the tile in my kitchen.)
I have a nice hair line! That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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